The Practical Napper by Jennifer Eyre White

Author:Jennifer Eyre White [White, Jennifer Eyre]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4494-0855-8
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC
Published: 2011-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

–Folk Wisdom

Tip: not a great idea in the afternoon, either.

If “sleeping together” is a euphemism for having sex, then “napping together” is essentially foreplay. Therefore, when people ask you and your spouse what you did over the weekend, feel free to answer, “Well, you know, nothing productive, mostly just foreplay. Usually we set an alarm clock so we don’t waste the whole afternoon, but on Sunday, hoo boy—we really lost track of the time!”

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